where do you go to pretend?

I'm the type of person who feels bad for serial killers. I have a weird obsession with pineapples and I really hate cats.

If you don't like my peaches, please don't shake my tree.


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I’ve lost like 100 followers because I haven’t posted in about a month. Such a devastating experience to go through, right?

Anyway, I don’t really have access to the internet because my boyfriend and I have a lovely townhouse to attend to. But, I’ve just been working and partying and masturbating and spending money on celebrity-based magazines whilst eating too much/not enough food.

I don’t feel like I’ve missed much.

Happy Valentine’s Day, anyway.