where do you go to pretend?

I'm the type of person who feels bad for serial killers. I have a weird obsession with pineapples and I really hate cats.

If you don't like my peaches, please don't shake my tree.


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Last time I ever spend 20 minutes in the big fridge at work again. I’ve been so sick all week and now Aunt Flow is in town too. Oh well, at least I’ve been able to take all weekend off. I miss not having internet access. Tumblr is telling me I haven’t posted in over a month. In the past month I have been working, eating and being an amazing cook. I also have only had two cigarettes this week. Amazing. Totally looking forward to seeing Bombay Bicycle Club in Sydney next month and I have been loving Zooey D. in New Girl. It’s hilarious. Hopefully I will be back to the Tumblr-sphere soon. I’m home alone tonight, I might secretly drain the phone access. Xx